Elizabeth I and the Bloody Line by Bill Urich

On this day in 1558, Elizabeth I (September 7 1533 – March 24 1603) is made Queen of England and Ireland from November 17, 1558 until her death. Sometimes called The Virgin Queen, Gloriana or Good Queen Bess, Elizabeth was the last monarch of the House of Tudor.

Elizabeth was the daughter of Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn, his second wife, who was beheaded two-and-a-half years after Elizabeth’s birth, reportedly while Elizabeth looked on. Anne’s marriage to Henry VIII was annulled, and Elizabeth was declared illegitimate. Her half-brother, sickly Edward VI, ruled for only six years until his death in 1553, aged 15 years.

On his deathbed, Edward bequeathed the crown to Lady Jane Grey, a 15-year-old first-cousin once-removed, ignoring the legal claims of his two half-sisters Elizabeth and the Roman Catholic Mary. Lady Jane in turn reigned for nine full days before being deposed by Mary I and remanded to The Tower; she was beheaded and eventually memorialized in a pretty cool Rolling Stones song on the Aftermath album.

Mary I was no great shakes herself; short, stout, and of peculiarly unpleasant visage. A hysterically devout Roman Catholic, she reigned for only five years to her own death but wreaked havoc, working to return England to Catholicism, restoring papal authority and undoing various reforms to the English church instituted by half-brother Edward. She also resurrected laws against heresy, saw to it not less than 300 Protestants were burned alive at the stake, and married pipsqueak Prince Philip of Spain, a dead-ringer for Eric Trump, and an ill-fated loser whose Armada got whooped by Elizabeth in 1588.

Among those killed by Mary were Thomas Cranmer, archbishop of Canterbury and an adviser to kings Henry VIII and Edward VI, and Mary’s father and brother. Mary herself, in turn, lives on at weekend brunches within the tomato-based hangover cure cocktail bearing her nickname.

Finally in 1558, Elizabeth succeeded her half-sister to the throne and set out to rule by good counsel, a new concept. She depended heavily on a group of trusted advisers, led by William Cecil, 1st Baron Burghley. One of her first actions as queen was the establishment of an English Protestant church, of which she became the Supreme Governor. This Elizabethan Religious Settlement was to evolve into the Church of England.

It was expected that Elizabeth would marry and produce an heir to continue the Tudor line; she never did, despite numerous courtships. As she grew older, Elizabeth became famous for her virginity, wisdom and occasional whimsy, and ushered in an era of English civic and cultural life unparalleled to this day. A cult grew around her which was celebrated in the portraits, pageants, and literature of the era, and she caused Cate Blanchett to win a BAFTA Award for Best Actress, a Golden Globe, and an Academy Best Actress nomination.

And finally, the lesson endeth.


Author: Bill Urich

A tail-end baby-boomer, Bill Urich was born in Cleveland to a grade school teacher and her Navy vet husband, and reared in Greater Detroit. Working his way through school primarily at night, Mr. Urich holds a Bachelor’s in Journalism, Phi Beta Kappa, and a Juris Doctorate from Wayne State University. In his legal career he has acted as an assistant state prosecutor, city attorney, special prosecutor, mediator, magistrate, private practitioner and mayor of Royal Oak, a large home-rule city in Michigan. Mr. Urich continues in private practice and municipal prosecution, is on faculty to DePaul University, pens regular contributions to political publications, and remains active in selected campaigns and causes related to labor, social and criminal justice. A father of three mostly-grown sons, he spends his precious free time on family, friends, the pursuit of happiness, beauty and truth, three rescue cats, and fronting the rock band Calcutta Rugs from behind the drum kit.

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