Month: March 2013

BREAKING NEWS: Senator Mitch McConnell Hospitalized With Rare Turtle Disease

Monday morning, after spending an uneventful Easter weekend with family, Sen. McConnell (R) was rushed to the emergency room when he complained of not feeling right. After a battery of tests at the Sacred Memorial Hospital in Frankfurt, KY, the following statement was made: “Senator McConnell is in stable condition after a somewhat baffling few […]